Jokes

Punky's latest thing is telling jokes.  She's developed quite the repertoire.  She has learned a few knock-knock jokes and we've taught her some riddles.  Here are some of her favorites:

-Knock, Knock
-Who's there?
-Turnip
-Turnip Who?
-Turnip the heat; it's cold outside!

-What did the parrot want for the Fourth of July?
-A Firecracker!

-What do you call a dog in the summer?
-A Hot Dog!

-What is black and white and red?
-A Sunburned Zebra!

She delivers the jokes pretty well too, I think.  (Much better than I can!)  She is even starting to make her own up!  I laughed so hard the first time she told us this one, I think Punky really thought it was funny!