Overheard in our house this week...
While changing a diaper-
Daddy: "Buddy, don't rub Mommy's cell phone on your wiener."
While taking a bath-
Daddy: "Punky, please don't put your bottom under the running water."
While getting ready in the morning-
Mommy: "Buddy, don't dip your toothbrush in the toilet!"
While cooking supper-
Mommy: "Buddy, don't bite your sister's bottom!"
After nap time-
Mommy: "I joined Facebook today."
Punky: "Why?"
This morning, the kids managed to "lose" my Target Credit Card and my cell phone in the house. (They like to play with my purse.) The credit card had slid under our area rug and after two hours of searching, I finally found my phone INSIDE the Diaper Genie. With Daddy in Florida for work, it might be a long week!
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